Good ole' blonde jokes!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!